Which unlikely overland vehicle are you choosing?

Just for fun, dont say jeep or taco. pic isn’t mine. Which of these used vehicles are you choosing and why? Assume: Truly remote destinations across north america, one or none other vehicles to pull you out, not rock crawling but doing more than a subaru can power through, lots of highway driving in between.

~10 years old: Vw Taureg, Nissan Xterra, Chevrolet Tahoe, Ram 1500 or Land Rover Disco